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18. I hate smiley faces, and pretentious people who hate everything.
And I just hate irony. Oh yes, almost like sarcasm.

I don't speak too much, but i like writing stuff. Like the college's tables, because, obviously, people will pay millions for them in the future. Am I right? Am...
Yeah, I am right.
(oh, btw srry four mi bad egnlish it'snt mi fist languaje).

Chau.
starious' theme

gayinsect:

im pretty sure bromance is the perfect example of how embarrassingly fragile masculinity is. you know what a female bromance is called? a friendship 

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humpthe-moist-cavewall:

lumos5001:

benedictcumbercake:

inbox:

I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old

Boobs.

period cramps

*Mom voice* it’s that damn computer again

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mathpreacher:

accidentally forgetting your earbuds at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell

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hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.

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